영어회화 100일의 기적 1 (영어 대본)

Day 1

 

Ryan, Look who's here.

Good to see you. What a small world.

Long time no see. How have you been?

I'm doing great. You haven't changed a bit.

Nice talking to you. Say hello to your wife.

Catch you later. I'll keep in touch.

 

Day 2

 

I got something for your birthday.

A present for me? you shouldn’t have!

It’s cold outside, I’ll give you a ride home

Don’t bother, but thanks anyway.

Don’t mention it, that’s what friends are for!

Something smells fishy, just be yourself.

 

Day 3

 

What's the weather gonna be like this saturday?

The weather reporter said it was gonna be raining.

I get the feeling that we should call off our trip.

Boy, It totally slipped my mind.

Don't tell me you were going to go alone behind my back.

No way. I'll just go with the flow. 

 

Day 4

 

I feel like going out with you tonight.

I'm sorry but I have a previous engagement.

Nothing beats  beer with chicken on a hot day.

Come to think  of it, I can't miss a drinking session.

That's it. You might as well cancel your appointment.

I'm gonna have to postpone  it for another day.

 

Day 5

 

How did you get  those plane tickets?

I pulled some strings. I have good connections.

I knew it. Care for some coffee after lunch?

You're a big fan of coffee. Go  easy on it.

It's not gonna kill you to have one.

Don't forget to bring Ana.

 

Day 6

 

Sorry to keep you waiting. So where were we?

We need to fix the date for the next meeting. 

When  is the most convenient time for you?

Too bad I'm not able to make time this week.

Try to look on the bright side.

Got it. Keep me posted on your progress.

 

Day 7

 

I'm calling to make a reservation at 7. 

How many in your party, sir?

Do  you have a room for 6?

It makes no difference whether you book or not.

What do you mean?

You'll  be admitted on a first come first served basis.

 

Day 8

 

Can you give me a hand with this?

I'd love to, but I'm too busy.

How come you're good at making excuses?

Don't take it out on me.

All  you have to do is just say  'Yes'.

You have to do it yourself to improve your ability.

 

Day 9

 

I'm going camping this weekend. Want to come along?

Why not? Can I get you anything?

Just bring  yourself. I'll take care of everything.

I've been wanting to hit the road for a change lately.

That's great! I'm so looking forward to this trip.

I wouldn't miss it for anything.

 

Day 10

 

My boss is not easy to get along with.

What is it? Spit it out.

He's two faced and getting out of hand.

You're annoyed by his constant complaints.

He's in a bad mood for some reason today.

The thing is you're not cut out to kiss up to him.

 

Day 11

 

Please don't give me a hard time.

It's not like I asked to marry me or what?

You just occasionally want to have coffee or lunch.

I hope we can get back together again.

How could you cheat on me for that long?

I must admit, I’ve crossed the line.

 

Day 12

 

I’d like to put my car on the market. 

Are you sure? What’s the deal?

We don’t need two cars anymore. 

What if you have the car, and I have to go shopping?

We need to cut back on shopping. 

Honey, I think you should just calm down a little bit.

 

Day 13

 

I'm gonna have my friend over tonight.

What's the occasion? He's a friend from school?

Yes, the real good kind.  We have a lot in common. 

You can't tell me something like this on such short notice.

Mom please don't tell me what to do.

He's not coming. Over my dead body.

 

Day 14

 

I'm not feeling well today so I called in sick.

I think you should take a few days off.

I'd like to. Thanks for your concern.

It's like you've been working 24/7 these days

I don't want to work overtime but it's the only way

I'm telling you nobody can stop you. 

 

Day 15

 

Hey what's up with your hair?

I overslept. My office dinner ended after tonight.

You're supposed to make a presentation tomorrow.

Can you help me with my work a little?

Okay, let's go over your assignment first.

Please book a meeting room in advance. 

 

Day 16

 

What are you gonna do this weekend?

 I will take my kids outside and play in the yard

 Why don't we go catch a late night movie tomorrow?

 Sounds good,  but I'm signing up for yoga class.

 Once you make a decision, you stick to it.

 The clock is ticking.  It's now or never.

 

Day 17

 

I got a flat tire while dropping off my son at school.

Again? It happened 2 months ago.

Yeah, and now my car won't start. This is ridiculous.

Maybe you should call your insurance company.

I'm going to be a little late to work.

Okay, I will tell your immediate supervisor.

 

Day 18

 

It's hard to reach you by phone.

Sorry, I haven't had time to return calls.

Do you remember we're going for a drink tonight?

Yes, but can I take a rain check?

You can't break our promise this time.

 I'm booked solid today. My head's gonna explode.

 

Day 19

 

Could you come here a sec?

Speak of the devil, what's up?

Your boss is asking for the report.

One moment, I will sneak out of the meeting.

Look, it's almost 6.Time to call it a day.

Okay, I will wrap things up in 5 minutes. 

 

Day 20

 

It's like you worry about the kids too much.

Don't be silly. There's a good reason for that.

When I was their age, I used to disappear for hours.

Times have changed.  we can't take our eyes off them.

Okay I will pay more attention.

Your room is a mess. Please help me clean it. 

 

Day 21

 

Have you ever committed any crimes?

Absolutely not. I've never broken the law.

What if someone blackmails you into something?

In that case, I will report to the police.

Actually, I’m in a real sticky situation.

Not to worry, I will keep an eye on you. 

 

Day 22

 

Let's go for a drive after the movie.

Sure. What movies are playing now?

Have you seen ‘interview’  by any chance?

I thought it would be good , but was taken in by the ad.

You are not allowed to tell me the story.

Got it. Hurry up or we'll be late. 

 

Day 23

 

I want to see if she wants to come back.

After splitting up,  it's good to go your separate ways.

Should I give back the things she got me?

Just throw them away. What's the point of keeping them?

I have no idea how I can get over her.

I will set you up with a nice girl from my class. 

 

Day 24

 

Are you sure this is what you want to do?

Don't you get it?  I have made that clear.

I hate to say this, but you are dead wrong.

If you don't trust me, count me out.

Oh no, here we go again.

What I want to do is take some action. 

 

Day 25

 

I owe you an apology. I forgot your birthday.

Come on. Let It go.

I promise it'll never happen again.

No problem, it could happen to anyone.

I want to make up for missing it.

Forget it. I don't want to twist your arm.

 

 

Day 26

 

Why are we in a hurry? Just slow down.

I can't wait to get married and live with you.

Just because we go out doesn't mean we have to get married.

I see what you mean. Take whatever time you need.

Now you're talking.

People say that we are a good match. 

 

Day 27

 

You are all dressed up for the interview today.

 You know what they say, “Clothes make the man.”

 It looks like you got a new suit.

 I haven't bought a new one in 6 years.

That's where you've changed. You used to wear wash and  wear.

Just drop it! Let's wait and see how the result comes out. 

 

Day 28

 

 Honey, what do you think of this sunglasses?

 You're going on a vacation or something?

 Give me a break. I was just trying them out.

 I'm gonna take our kids to the ice cream stand. 

 Okay, let's meet in the food court when I'm done.

 Suit yourself. Don't buy anything on  impurse.

 

Day 29

 

I can't remember a thing about last night.

Me neither.  I'm in the mood for beer tonight.

Again? I'm suffering from a terrible hangover.

Let's go get hangover soup before hitting the bars.

Perfect. Let's get wasted tonight.

I will get the bill this time.

 

 Day 30 

 

Our kids always fight over nothing.

It's no big deal. Never mind.

I agree with you to some degree but I am a little sensitive.

They have no trouble adjusting to school life?

Yes I guess so.

I bet they will grow up to be great people.

 

Day 31

 

Your skirt is way too short.

What's wrong with it?

You're not wearing that to the party.

Mom! You don't have an eye for fashion.

You're impossible. You look good in everything.

Please stop. You never take my side at all.

 

Day 32

 

I had to stay up all night cramming for the finals.

Now it's party time. Live it up.

Is it OK if I invite someone to the party?

As long as it's not Henrry.  He's such a party pooper.

OK. We might as well keep it a secret from him.

Come on. Let's get a move on.

 

Day 33

 

Why did you hurt her feelings?

I didn't mean to.

Watch your language and don't swear ever again.

I'm sorry. I will keep that in mind.

How many times do I have to tell you the same thing?

I don't know what to say.

 

Day 34

 

Are you attracted to her?

This is embarrassing  but I'm really into her.

Don't even think about it. She's out of your league.

Is she seeing someone?

I'm sorry to say that she's already taken.

I'm just gonna ask her out. It won't hurt to try.

 

Day 35

 

How long will it take to get to shopping done?

I'm almost done. It will just take a second.

I’ve had it. My back is killing me.

You'd better go get some rest in the lounge.

Two hours have passed in the blink of an eye.

Cut me some slack please.

 

Day 36

 

Can you take out the garbage on my way out?

No problem. I'll get it.

What are you planning to do after school?

I'm hanging out with my friends at the pizza place.

My car broke down. I need to get it fixed by tomorrow.

I will see what I can do. But don't get your hopes up.

 

Day 37

 

What took you so long?

I got stuck in traffic near the City Hall.

Traffic is heavy at this time of day.

I got caught speeding yesterday.

Nothing is working out for you these days.

I’ve been through a lot in the past few weeks.

 

Day 38

 

Anything good happen today?

Wow! How could you tell?

It's written all over your face.

My son got accepted to Harvard business school.

That's good news. You deserve to take all the credit.

Thanks. Everything is under control.

 

 Day 39

 

Do you want insurance coverage?

Yes I don't want to take a big risk.

When is your baby due anyway?

It's coming up. It's about three months away.

Let's get together for lunch sometime.

Sounds like a plan.

 

Day 40

 

Please take me to this address.

Sure, if it's all right. I’d like to take a short cut.

That's fine. But please step on it.

It’ll take 20 minutes at this time.

Could you let me out over there?

All right, here we are. Enjoy your stay.

 

Day 41

 

Why does she look so sad?

Probably because I made fun of her so she was upset.

What did you say?

Gold digger. That's what people say.

I think you've got her wrong.

I think I'm gonna call her back and apologize.

 

Day 42

 

Wow! Your English score went up.

I wasn't sure about a few questions so I took a guess.

How did you get such a great score?

The key is to put everything aside and study.

I tried everything and nothing worked.

That's hard to believe. You're all talk.

 

Day 43

 

Are you running English these days?

I just started. I think it’ll help with my future.

It’ll probably take a while before you get fluent.

Now that you mention it. I'm getting cold feet.

No worries. They say “well begun is half done”

I go along with that.

 

Day 44

 

Why the upset tone in your voice?

Our wedding photos are all messed up.

Good thing we didn't pay for it yet.

I chose this studio because I heard it was popular.

You must have really freaked out.

I'm sick of complaining about this.

 

 Day 45

 

What brings you here?

I was in the neighborhood and came by.

Great. I'm so glad you came here.

I'm starving. Have you had lunch?

No. Let's go grab a bite to eat.

Do you have a favorite hangout around here?

 

Day 46

 

When was the last time you got a medical check up?

Two months ago. I get it at my company every year.

How did it go this time?

Not good. My blood pressure went up a bit.

You've been under a lot of stress lately.

I should take good care of my health.

 

Day 47

 

Can you help me with my math homework?

Sorry I can’t. My hands are full.

Math tests are not what they used to be.

What can I say? You have to get used to it.

Math is not my thing but English is my favorite.

If so, you should play to your strength.

 

 Day 48

 

My stomach feels heavy from indigestion.

You shouldn't have eaten so much at the buffet.

You talked me into going there.

Don't blame me for your eating too much.

I need to go on a diet or something.

I can't take it anymore. I hate the way you talk.

 

 Day 49

 

Look at this. I've got goosebumps all over.

It's getting pretty chilly in the morning.

I'm freezing to death. You should bundle up when going out.

I had an accident dozing off  behind the wheel.

Oh no, were you hurt?

Fortunately it was just a fender bender.

 

Day 50

 

Hello customer service brown speaking.

This is Tom. Is Mr. Robinson available?

Hold on please. He’s stepped out for a moment.

It's so hard to reach him. He was out of town last time.

I will tell him to get back to you when he gets in.

It's almost lunchtime. Maybe he's out to lunch.

 

Day 51

 

What's up? You look exhausted.

I've been hooked on video games for the last few days.

How old are you? You should act your age.

Look who's talking. Mind your own business.

Don't lecture me. I will kick your ass.

OK let's just come to our senses.

 

Day 52

 

The iPad five is coming out next month.

Wow, I have to wait in line from early morning.

Since when did you get interested in the latest gadgets?

I keep up with trends. I wasn't born yesterday.

No offense but you barely know how to use smart phones.

Knock it off. You don't have to rub it in.

 

 

Day 53

 

You will never guess what happened last night.

What? She stood you up or what?

 Exactly. Don't you think she plays hard to get?

 I'm sure she really likes to play the field.

 According to rumors,  she has feelings for you.

 I don't buy it, I have a lot on my mind.

 

 

Day 54

 

How old do I look?

Well, I thought you're in your mid 30s.

Actually, I'm pushing 40.

Really?  you look young for your age.

Thanks. I get that a lot. What are you up for?

Anything. I'm not picky about food. 

 

Day 55

 

Is Jason off  today? He is not answering the phone.

He is gone for the day for a family emergency.

Thanks for the information.

I'm in charge of this project, so you can tell me.

Sorry to bother you. But can you do me a favor?

Sure thing.  What do you need?

 

Day 56

 

Wake up sleepy-head. You sleep in everyday.

I tossed and turned all night. I couldn't sleep a wink.

I'm wondering if you can make it on time for school.

I'm in the middle of washing my hair already.

You are the black sheep of our family.

Come on. I just forgot to set the alarm.

 

Day 57

 

I'm really out of shape. I keep on gaining weight.

Speaking of which.  I've started working out at the gym.

Really, maybe I should go on a crash diet.

Starving is not helpful. You should go buy the book.

Well, I don't know where to start.

Play it safe, start by joining the gym. 

 

Day 58

 

You look worried, what's bothering you?

I think I'm feeling a little left out of work.

Don't be frustrated. Time Heals all wounds.

Will you back me up when I talk in  the meeting?

Don't worry. It's nothing.

I can't thank you enough. 

 

Day 59

 

How about a little Hair of the Dog?

Sorry, but I think I will pass tonight.

You promised to treat this time. You have a lot of nerve.

Something urgent came up Suddenly.

You're so cheap and unreliable.

Sorry, I have a sore throat. Let's go out next week. 

 

Day 60

 

I haven't seen you around for a while.

 I'm between jobs. So I've been lying low.

 Don't work too hard and take your time.

 It's like beating my head against the wall.

 I think you're kind of a late bloomer.

 Thanks, I'm so flattered. 

 

Day 61

 

Christmas is just around the corner.

I can't believe it's already the end of the year.

I deeply reflect on myself at this time of the year.

Come on. You're on the right track.

From now on. I will try not to live in the past.

Okay, but you should take responsibility for your past.

 

Day 62

 

Dinner is ready, come and get it.

I will skip my dinner. I lost my appetite.

You shouldn't have snacked before a meal.

Mom, I think this soup tastes funny.

Okay, fine. Have it your way.

May I be excused? 

 

Day 63

 

The tickets are almost sold out.

I want seats in the middle. I hate sitting on the sides.

Do you want some popcorn or drinks?

Sure. The show's about to start, let's get in.

Nature calls me. Save my seat.

Okay, I need to put my phone on vibrate.

 

Day 64

 

Have you ever been to the new family restaurant?

No, do you think it's worth visiting?

Absolutely, you'll be sorry if you miss that place.

How did you learn of it?

By word of mouth. A friend of mine told me.

What was the name of that place?

 

 

Day 65

 

I'm really crazy about soccer lately.

Which team are you rooting for?

Chelsea, they came from behind and won 3 to 1 today.

I guess your team is on a winning streak.

Yeah, that's the ninth win in a row already.

My team's game ended in a tie.

 

Day  66

 

How long does it take to reach the top?

We are almost there. Just hang in there.

I can go any further. I'm feeling a little queasy.

Okay, let's get some rest and catch our breath.

Just a minute. I need to tie my shoes.

You are breaking in your new shoes. 

 

Day 67

 

I ran into my ex-girlfriend on the street yesterday.

Wow, don't tell me you chickened out?

I almost sprained my ankle while stepping backwards.

You should take your mind off her.

Yeah, I think it's time to pull myself together.

Don't worry, I think you can manage.

 

 

Day 68

 

She has a big mouse. She can't keep a secret.

That's why you give her the cold shoulder, right?

What would you do if you were in my shoes?

Well, I haven't given it a lot of thought.

Anyway, she's kind of a pain in the neck.

I'm sorry to hear that. 

 

Day 69

 

Sorry for disturbing you on your day off.

Please make it short. I can't talk long.

I'm calling to ask you for your advice. You have a minute?

It's a bad time, actually I have company now.

Okay, please let me know if we can free up some time.

How about if we meet in about an hour?

 

Day 70

 

I think I'm on a tight budget today.

You paid last time, so it's my turn.

If you insist, why don't we split the bill?

Sure, let's chip in about $5 each.

Okay, here you go. Can I have a doggy bag please?

Excuse me, but would you call a designated driver? 

 

Day 71

 

I think I have a crush on Kate. 

Rumors has it she's taken. But why not give it a try?

I can't work up the courage. I'm not much of a talker.

Don't be so hard on yourself. You're a nice guy.

Just between you and me. I will try to pick her up.

That's the spirit. I will keep my fingers crossed. 

 

Day 72

 

Telegram is all the rage among Korean people.

Call me old-fashioned, but I don't use Telegram.

You don't wanna do that. People would play you for a fool.

No wonder they weren't answering my texts.

You can download the app online,You can't miss it.

I see your point, but what's the big deal?

 

 Day 73

 

I woke up with a stiff neck.  I'm not feeling like myself.

You drank till you dropped last night.

To top it off, I think I left my phone in the taxi.

You remind me of a friend of mine from University.

He must be a real party animal.

He blacked out and even threw up sometimes.

 

 Day 74

 

Let's make a toast to your success. Bottoms Up.

I must not drink today.  I'm on medication.

Come on. I'm not falling for that trick.

I have a bad cold and ache all over.

Why don't you take a day off and relax?

I'd love to, but  I'm tied up at work.

 

 Day 75

 

How did you get into an accident?

A man crashed into my car and ran away.

That was close. Did you figure out who did that?

Yes, but he was trying to put the blame on me.

You're out of luck today.   Hope it works out for you.

I was so upset.  I almost burst into tears.

 

Day 76

 

Have you made a profit on your house?

Just getting by. I just broke even.

I'm thinking of taking out a loan from the bank.

Can you recommend a new area to invest in?

I have my own problems.  I'm busy paying off a debt.

We are in the same boat.  I'm struggling to raise money.

 

Day 77

 

I heard your wife was hospitalized last night.

She was in a coma when she was taken to the ER.

I hope she'll be released from the hospital soon.

After the surgery ,she is in stable condition now.

What did the doctor say?  Is she all right?

He said she should bring her cholesterol level down.

 

Day 78

 

Congratulations! Your book is selling like hotcakes.

Thanks, please spread the word for me.

Sure. you have a way to promote it to the public.

Yes, I've been posting free lectures on my site.

I will put in a good word to my friends and acquaintances.

Thanks a million. That means a lot to me. 

 

 Day 79

 

I think it's too much for me to play golf.

Once you get the hang of it. It's just a matter of time.

Would it be possible to catch up with you in a year?

I guess so. For starters, try to get used to it.

All the practice will pay off in the near future.

It's always easier said than done. 

 

Day 80

 

Hey, I'm back. What did I miss?

Guess what I just heard?  Take a guess?

What do you take me for?  Give it to me straight.

They got carried away and kissed each other.

I knew it. They were drinking a lot.

I think they are made for each other. 

 

Day 81

 

You didn't come out great in this picture.

To be honest, I'm a little camera shy.

You look better than your picture.

That's what everybody tells me.

You'd better change your mind and have confidence.

On second thought, you have a point.

 

Day 82

 

Can I help you find something?

I'm wondering if you can give me a discount on this.

That's a steal. We are selling these at cost.

I don't like to haggle, but it's way too expensive.

Why don't you try it on for size?

 If you can't come down, let me sleep on it.

 

 Day 83

 

This work is beyond my ability.  I'm not sure if I can do it.

Stop beating around the bush. Just get to the point.

I'm pulling my weight.  I deserve a raise.

Pay raise?  Don't start with that again.

I'm going to put in for a transfer to another division.

Please stop pressuring me.  You're driving me crazy.

 

 Day 84

 

Look outside! It's pouring.

I don't feel like cooking. Let's send out for Chinese food.

What's the weather going to be like tomorrow?

There's a good chance it will rain in the afternoon.

Too bad we have to be cooped up at home on Sunday.

Damm it! There goes my weekend. 

 

Day 85

 

Do you have any big plans this Saturday?

I'm afraid I have some work to catch up on .

You look really stressed out. What happened?

The last thing I wanna do is fill in for someone.

Stick it out and don't bite off more than you can chew.

I can't stand the sight of him.  Let's take a walk. 

 

Day 86

 

Would you mind backing up a little please?

What's the matter? I always park here.

This is a tow-away zone. You can get a parking ticket.

Don't make a big deal out of nothing.

As far as I know, there's a parking lot behind the building.

That's news to me. Thanks for the tip. 

Day 87

 

You look sharp today. What's going on?

I treated myself to a new coat behind my wife's back.

She’ll blow her top if she finds out.

Leave it to me.   I will take care of it.

I feel sorry for her. What kind of husband are you?

Keep your voice down.  Don't tell a soul

 

 Day 88

 

I got a lecture for failing to meet the deadline.

You know how your boss is about  deadlines.

I don't want to let him down anymore.

Let's talk about it over a drink tonight.

I got paid today. I will treat you to dinner.

I owe you one. It's my turn to return the favor. 

 

Day 89

 

We're running out of gas.

I know a gas station on the way.

While we're at it, I should get my car washed.

You have to make a left at the next light.

I need to fill up the tank.  We have a long way to go.

Fill her up, please. Can I get a car wash? 

 

Day 90

 

I've been out of touch with Jason for months.

I‘ve texted him a few times. He's in the doghouse.

Let's drop the subject and go out for lunch.

Here comes the food. Let's dig in.

The total comes to $24.

Put it on my account please.

Day 91

 

I have a reservation under the name of  Jinsu Kim.

Yes sir. Could you fill out this form, please?

I'd like a room with an ocean view if possible.

Let me check, okay. We have one . Your room number is 902.

Great. Can you give me a wake up call at 7:00?

Sure. I will have a Bellboy carry your luggage to your room.

Can I have an extra towel in my room, please?

 

Day 92

 

What's the problem today?

This is my first time here.  I have a bad cough.

Leave your name and phone number, please.

Okay, how many parties are ahead of me?

12. Do you want me to put you on the waiting list??

Yes, please. How long is the wait?

The way I see it. It should take 30 minutes.

 

Day 93

 

Can I take your order?  What can I get for you?

I’d like a cheese burger, french fries and a Coke.

For here or to go?

To go, please.  Take it easy on the onions.

Will that be all?  That'll be $7.50. Enjoy your meal.

I’d like to pay by credit card. Here you go 

 

Day 94

 

Do you have a reservation?

No, do you have a table for 5?

Certainly. Would you like a table or a booth?

We'd like to sit in a booth.  What do you say, honey?

It's all the same to me.  Suit yourself.

Boys, please stay out of trouble and behave yourselves. 

 

Day 95

 

Good afternoon, how may I help you?

Can I get a refund on this coat?

I'm afraid it's against our policy to give refunds.

This is torn.  Can I exchange it for another one?

All sales are final.  We are sorry for the inconvenience.

I'm so fed up with your service. 

 

Day 96

 

Who came up with this brilliant idea?

We put our heads together to solve the problem.

Good job. Let's give ourselves a big hand.

Why don't you report it to the boss right away?

He's in a bad mood today.  Don't ask for trouble.

Really? I was barking up the wrong tree. 

 

Day 97

 

My father passed away last week.

I'm so sorry for your loss. I know how you feel.

Thank you for your sympathy.

He was a great man. He had a mind of his own

He had to learn the hard way and made it big

I‘ve looked up to him since I was young.

 

Day 98

 

The economy is worse now more than ever.

The job market is  horrible to say the least.

Big companies don’t place many ads to hire people.

Some say we have to lower our standards.

I think everyone has what it takes to succeed.

Let’s face it. It’s too cut-throat these days.

 

 

Day 99

 

Did you get good grades in school?

Looking back, I was on the Dean’s list during college.

You were an honor student? Don’t make me laugh.

OK, but good grades don’t put food on the table.

There’s nothing like studying hard as a student.

I think the point is that I missed the boat in life.

 

Day 100

 

Let’s go ahead with this plan. We can manage.

With your track record, I don’t think we can pull it off.

Come on. Don’t be such a chicken.

All I’m saying is we need something to turn to

OK. If you insist, let’s meet halfway.

Be serious. It’s no laughing matter.